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It's that time of the year again when I feel the need to write anything that's gone through the washing machine of my mind.

Feb 21

There is a cosmic joke and you find enlightenment when you get it. 

- Oscar Isaacs

Will I ever get the cosmic joke?
- Diane

Feb 24, 2014

Facebook is like a conveyor belt of Priceless commercials. It spits out special life moments like a Ford factory spits out engines.

Feb 25, 2014

I'm down with OPP: Other People's Pictures.

Feb 26, 2014

Any time a problem seems insurmountable, break it up into smaller pieces.

My brother told me this once when I was on the verge of having a panic attack. Who am I kidding, I have not yet been close to having a panic attack.

March 8

I need an app that literally allows me to buy time, like with a credit card.

March 9
Is a credit card technically a tool that allows you to buy time?

March 9

When you come to the end of your rope, make a knot and hang on.

(a saying I saw in a painting).

March 10

Wisdom is usually attached to some form of resignation.

April 25

Whenever someone says "come on! what's the worst that can happen?" you should know that Death is almost always the correct answer to that question.

April 28

The game of no game is my game.

May 1

Ann Richards is my hero.

Said tearfully after watching a doc about her. Seen the play, watched the doc. Joined the fan club.

May 10

In my next life, I'd like to come back as Greta Gerwig.

May 11
Do you really fucking love science? Or do you just want people to believe you fucking love science? 

May 13

It's as if all of sudden my 20s finally decided to show up. Or maybe I'm having an early mid-life crisis. 

May 15

The three rules of fascism: Make shit up, shout it out loud, and kill people.

- Eddie Izzard