Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Mona Lisas, Mad Hatters and Cadillacs

I believe in America. America has made my fortune. I raised my daughter in the American fashion but taught her never to dishonor her family. 


- Amerigo Bonasera, The Godfather


We know how that story ends. Amerigo asks Marlon Brando, aka the Godfather, to avenge his daughter's rape.

It's not unlike the story of this country really.

By now we've all seen the infamous Cadillac ELR ad. It's a hugely polarizing spot, which is every marketer's dream. It might resonate with its extremely small target audience but it turned off a lot of people. Who was the target audience? Everyone I spoke to said it wasn't them. I myself hated it. The guy makes me think of a less likable Patrick Bateman, the message is xenophobic, unAmerican and untrue. UnAmerican because it isn't like us to be critical of other nations in such an unfunny way, it's beneath us (and everyone knows that's France's job). Untrue because most people in this country live for Stuff, not work. And those who are poor work to survive... and for stuff. It's the stuff and the survival that money can buy that propels us to work. For a target audience that is supposedly so small, this ad makes sweeping generalizations about all Americans. It also ran incessantly on the Olympics, one of the most universally watched programs in, well, the universe. And while the Olympics are all about competing for one's country and trying to win a bunch of gold medals, they're also supposed to be about sportsmanship and the coming together of the best of the best from nations around the world... including France. Whether you believe that or not doesn't matter. So through the message and the medium, Cadillac is essentially speaking for and to all Americans while everyone I've talked to, wealthy or upper middle class, have raised up their hands and said, don't look at me, I ain't the target.  So far, the people I know who really like the ad are copywriters who wish they'd written it and people who really like America but claim not to be the target. Look, I understand that Cadillac has an American exceptionalism thing going on here and maybe they just want to stir up those old patriotic feelings, but in post-Occupy America, maybe their money would have been better spent on CNBC. 

On the flip side of all of this, my experience living among the elite of NYC and working alongside them is that they spend a lot of time trying to assuage their anxiety about their jobs, and therefore, their lives. People post life lesson quotes on Facebook, quotes photoshopped on pictures of sunsets preaching what is truly important in life (it's usually something like Love or Family), funny life-affirming quotes whose hidden messages come down to living your life with confidence or like you just don't care. All these mantras that we seem to love so much are basically just a way to remind ourselves of our imminent death, and so we might as well not live in fear because what's the point. We implore ourselves to slow down, or better yet, follow our dreams if we have them, and we all want to believe it, but we can't because we've created a societal monster whose nerve center is the act of being busy. We pray to the altar of Busy. Not Productivity mind you. Who created it? I guess it's the people the Cadillac ad is targeting (and the media. Let's just blame the media for everything). In a lot of ways, for someone like me who is lucky to be part of the system, it's great. I'd rather be part of a successful machine, than a broken one, I also happen to believe in hard work, much more so now than I used to. I actually don't care that much about going on vacation, what I do care about is freedom. But let's not kid ourselves about it then, if you want to get off the speeding train like all those mantras suggest, there is little recourse to do so and very little respect in doing so. And I see a lot of people around me for whom that is a deep desire. The vague reminder of living life to its fullest (whatever that means) can give them a bit of solace and courage, but then they feel they have no real say in the matter and just go on doing what they do... with two weeks vacation per year. N'est ce pas?

Thursday, February 20, 2014

More iPhone Notes

This format seems to work well for me. I don't have to explain everything I write with lengthy boring descriptions. I don't have to think too hard. I guess I could take it to Twitter, but I never really got into Twitter and have roughly 1 follower.

February 7, 2014
So many perfectly acceptable things are unacceptable to so many people.

February 8, 2014
When did being pro woman become being pro tomboy, Chevy?

February 11, 2014
If I shut out every morally reprehensible person who's contributed to art and ideas in our world then I'd be completely stupid.

February 11, 2014
There is no empathy in social media.

February 17, 2014
I don't need another tool to help me watch television.

February 12, 2014
Really psyched about being perfect [link attesting to my perfection].

February 13, 2014
Ads that remind me of humanity's addiction to smart phones never cease to depress me.

February 16, 2014
The truth hurts. But for those who lack self awareness, the truth kills. (so it might be better not to tell them). 

February 16, 2014
America, tell me the truth, do you run on Dunkin?

February 16, 2014
There should be no pride or boastfulness in abandoning one's city simply because it is cold and there's a bit of snow on the ground.