This post has been done by other people, but who cares right? Here is a list of pictures you and your friends over-post on social media:
1.
The Don't Walk/Walk schizophrenic photo
I haven't seen this one appear in a little while, but for a time, it was just a hoot to see the New York street signal just not know what to decide. Should you stay or should you go? Mixed signals? Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
2.
The TSA snow globe prohibition photo
Also one that I haven't seen for some time, but when that thing first appeared it was posted over and over again. Just HilAHrious.
3.
The feet on the beach or other vacation spot photo
This is posted to signify that you are in a state of relaxation and shouldn't y'all feel jealous about that. I can't pretend to love feet. Have you no humility? Post your shoes, that's cool, but not your disgusting feet.
4.
It's what's for dinner photo
Either you've cooked an amazing meal and want to show off your skillz, or you're at an amazing restaurant and must take a pic of the food that has been bestowed upon you. Honestly, like the insane popularity of Farmville, I just didn't see this one coming.
5.
The pregnant belly shot.
Always good to see that you have the biological ability to be fertilized.
6.
The looking up at buildings shot.
There's really nothing I can say about this shot except that human beings everywhere take it.
7.
The selfish Selfie
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It took 7 years to come up with the term to describe that ultimate glorification of self. So simple and so true. We are the only people who matter.
8.
The beach
How many photos of the beach and ocean can I post on facebook? So so so so so so so so so many.
9.
The Sunset
The sister of the beach shot.
10.
The red equal sign
Good for human rights, bad for Facebook stalking. When your friend talks about a hot girl he met at a bar the other night, you say "pics or it didn't happen," he goes on to FB for proof. This is the only photo he finds. How the hell can I believe him then?
Also, what happens when you want to change your profile pic back to one of yourself (the only person who matters)? How awkward. It's like, hey guys, I'm done believing in equality. You're on your own.
11.
The just-take-my-word-for-it concert shot
Believe me when I say that this was Jay Z,
and this was Rush at Barclays Center. K?
12.
The everything is covered in snow shot! Holy shit!
Coming soon to a facebook feed near you.
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