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Age: 654 years old
Self Summary: Royal retreat, sacred landscape, sanctuary, devoted to the Virgins of the Sun.
What are you doing with your life: I help tourists and online daters from around the world take pictures of eachother on my grounds so they can impress other online daters with their adventurous travel spirit.
Favorite books, movies, TV shows:
Movies: Huge fan of Aguirre Wrath of God and Apocalypto.
Books: Enjoyed The Last Days of the Incas
TV Shows: Arrested Development, 30 Rock, The Wire and Breaking Bad.
The Most Private Thing You're Willing to Admit Here: No one knows why I was built, and I'm not going to tell them! Mwaahahahah.
First thing people notice about you:
Who answers these things? I don't know... My perfect architectural design?
What you're looking for:
Women, men and lamas for new friends, short term dating, long term dating.
You should message me if:
You need help with your online dating profile.
A friend of mine once remarked that girls who post pictures of themselves at Machu Picchu on Tinder were automatically swipe left material. Why? Because there are so damn many of them. So why don't we just give Machu Picchu its own honorary online dating profile.
Age: 654 years oldSelf Summary: Royal retreat, sacred landscape, sanctuary, devoted to the Virgins of the Sun.
What are you doing with your life: I help tourists and online daters from around the world take pictures of eachother on my grounds so they can impress other online daters with their adventurous travel spirit.
Favorite books, movies, TV shows:
Movies: Huge fan of Aguirre Wrath of God and Apocalypto.
Books: Enjoyed The Last Days of the Incas
TV Shows: Arrested Development, 30 Rock, The Wire and Breaking Bad.
The Most Private Thing You're Willing to Admit Here: No one knows why I was built, and I'm not going to tell them! Mwaahahahah.
First thing people notice about you:
Who answers these things? I don't know... My perfect architectural design?
What you're looking for:
Women, men and lamas for new friends, short term dating, long term dating.
You should message me if:
You need help with your online dating profile.
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LCD Soundsystem's "All My Friends" is this generation's answer to Baba O' Reilly-- once you're done listening to it, there's literally nothing else you can listen to at that moment that will make you feel quite the same way.
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We need to think of another way in film to convey the monotony of modern day living besides the morning tooth brushing-bathroom scene.
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What does it say about us that we need "Humans of New York" to make us feel human?
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Heartburn is such a guy issue. It's like having an enlarged prostate. Women don't know how it feels. That said, I'm jealous of guys' ability to drink more and suffer less the next day. In that sense I'd take heartburn over hangover any day. One Tums and you're done.
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Sometimes I'm amazed that I manage to get from one place to another in New York City. It seems so impossible. I imagine it's a bit like giving birth; you don't quite know how you did it, but all of sudden 'pouf' you made it to the other side.
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We need to think of another way in film to convey the monotony of modern day living besides the morning tooth brushing-bathroom scene.
4.
What does it say about us that we need "Humans of New York" to make us feel human?
5.
Heartburn is such a guy issue. It's like having an enlarged prostate. Women don't know how it feels. That said, I'm jealous of guys' ability to drink more and suffer less the next day. In that sense I'd take heartburn over hangover any day. One Tums and you're done.
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Sometimes I'm amazed that I manage to get from one place to another in New York City. It seems so impossible. I imagine it's a bit like giving birth; you don't quite know how you did it, but all of sudden 'pouf' you made it to the other side.
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